- Your tremors make you masterpieces look more like Jackson Pollock paintings.
- Conversations are usually short. People don't really want to know how you are doing.
- Your bladder problems get so bad, people begin to think you are vain from all your trips to the bathroom.
- Your problems concentrating make you not able to remember the. . . What was the question again?
- Your fatigue is so bad that you can't even roll over to eat that last piece of chocolate cake sitting on your nightstand.
- Your shot night doesn't include Tequila.
- Your muscle stiffness makes it so the only marathon you are doing these days is the "CSI" Marathon on Spike TV.
- Your double vision makes you think you have sets of twins.
- You start Googling MS Sucks, only to find out it is a porn site, but you don't care. There is plenty of time to go to the real site www.multiplesclerosissucks.com later.
- Your children are the youngest people in the world to know about Myelin and Oligodendrocytes.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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Comment on April 1st posting; haha! Actully, laughing makes it tolerable (yeah sure). Keep up the good attitude,it sure helps to laugh A LOT! Have you started the new med Amyphyra (sp) yet? So far so good. Tom
ReplyDeleteroflmao... thank You, Sandi. (I needed these)
ReplyDeleteSandi, this is great! It's so hard to find humorous websites on MS! There's a great book out by David Naster called, "You Just Have To Laugh". Great short stories. Laughing is all that gets me through the day sometimes. Personally, one of the funniest things I've run across, was when there was an MS meeting with the title of "Staying Positive with MS". I was looking forward to it, then a week before the date it was canceled due to lack of interest! It's almost like everyone was saying, "Staying positive? What's the point; I have MS"!
ReplyDeletePlease keep up the good work! We need our humor; regardless if it dark, sick, or twisted!